Jim: Well, I'm not actually making a formal complaint. Jim: And I didn't tell anyone, 'cause I'm not really sure how I feel about it.ĭwight: That is not true. : Someone replaced all my pens and pencils with crayons.Five bucks each, and it was totally worth it. Michael: OK, so Dwight, in your own words: 'Someone replaced all my pens and pencils with crayons.

: This morning, I found a bloody glove in my desk drawer, and Jim.Jim Halpert said there was an abandoned infant in the women's room, when I went to save the child, I saw Meredith on the can.' Michael 'This morning, I found a bloody glove in my desk drawer, and Jim Halpert tried to convince me I committed murder. Michael: Here's a Kelly complaint: 'Ryan never returns my calls.' Join the club. When someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life. Showing one's teeth is a submission signal in primates. : Alright, how about the Phyllis/Angela dispute?.If you’re going by Bible standards, you better be prepared to spend the rest of your life with him or her.Michael: Alright, how about the Phyllis/Angela dispute? But even if this is modern-day, marriage is still something that shouldn’t be taken lightly. But if someone is guilty of this and remarries, it’s still adultery in Jesus’s eyes.īack in Bible times, marriage was viewed as a very serious vow, one that shouldn’t be broken under nearly any circumstance. The second reason is if the spouse is guilty of sexual immortality, otherwise known as cheating. The first is if the spouse dies, so it’s not even really divorce. However, Biblically, especially among Roman Catholics, there’s really only two. Ethically, there are numerous reasons why one should be allowed to divorce their husband or wife. And if she divorces her husband and marries another man, she commits adultery.' - Mark 10:2-12ĭivorce can be a tricky topic. He answered, “Anyone who divorces his wife and marries another woman commits adultery against her.

When they were in the house again, the disciples asked Jesus about this. A legal divorce doesn't necessarily mean a spiritual divorce.

Quotes on conflict resolution