It renders them that use it as Lean as Famine, as Rivvel'd as Envy, or an old meager Hagg over-ridden by an Incubus. our Husbands, and Crippled our more kind Gallants, that they are become as Impotent, as Age, and as unfruitful as those Desarts whence that un∣happy Berry is said to be brought.įor the continual sipping of this pittiful drink is enough to bewitch Men of two and twenty, and tie up the Codpice-point without a Charm.The Occasion of which Insufferable Disaster, after a se∣rious Enquiry, and Discussion of the Point by the Learn∣ed of the Faculty, we can Attribute to nothing more than the Excessive use of that Newfangled, Abominable, Hea∣thenish Liquor called COFFEE, which Riffling Na∣ture of her Choicest Treasures, and Drying up the Radi∣cal Moisture, has so Eunuch

ed years old, Got Sons and Daughters and we have read, how a Prince of Spain was forced to make a Law, that Men should not Repeat the Grand Kindness to their Wives, above NINE times in a night: But Alas! Alas! Those forwards Days are gone, The dull Lubbers want a Spur now, rather than a Bridle: being so far from doing any works of Supererregation that we find them not ca∣pable of performing those Devoirs which their Duty, and our Expectations Exact.

There was a glorious Dispensation ('twas surely in the Golden Age) when Lusty Ladds of s Never did Men wear greater Breeches, or carry less in them of any Mettle whatsoever. THat since 'tis Reckon'd amongst the Glories of our Native Country, To be A Paradise for Wo∣men: The same in our Apprehensions can con∣sist in nothing more than the brisk Activity of our men, who in former Ages were justly esteemed the Ablest Performers in Christendome But to our unspeak∣able Grief, we find of late a very sensible Decay of that true Old English Vigour our Gallants being every way so Frenchified, that they are become meer Cock-sparrows, fluttering things that come on Sa īut are not able to stand to it, and in the very first Charge fall down flat before us. The Humble Petition and Address of se∣veral Thousands of Buxome Good-Women, Languishing in Extremity of Want. Page To the Right Honorable the Keepers of the Liberties of Venus The Worshipful Court of Female-As∣sistants, &c. Presented to the Right Honorable the Keepers of the Liberty of VENVS.

REPRESENTING TO PUBLICK CONSIDERATION THE Grand INCONVENIENCIES accruing to their SEX from the Excessive Use of that Drying, Enfeebling LIQUOR.

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